Vocabulary of a three year old

Mama, didn't you realize I asked you a question?
Because you are the charger. I'm in charge, you mean. Yes, you are in charge. Do you know what the word authority means Tryn? Yes, it means you will get my headband back from Annika.
And Joseph's brothers were a little wicked and um, they throwed him in the pit.
Mama, I am having a hard time sleeping. Well, you can pray for awhile, Jesus will listen to you. (looks up) God, can you take the colors off the couch before I wake up in the morning? (annika drew on the couch with a pen :)