Concerning Old Testatment Catechism: The Fall of Man

That's what Satan got. A spank and a jail. And he fell into the earth somewhere and the people are there waiting to be saved, but they aren't going to be saved. Yes, He makes fires in his jail.
And Satan lives in Lapland. (really, why?) I'll tell you why it's true mama, it is in that book we got from the library downtown, The Devil and the Shrew.
now that I've written it down I will go and work on some theological correction.